As magic goes, this is a very simple trick to perform. It requires very little knowledge on the performers (owners) end. Here are the necessary steps to follow:
1. Obtain a Boomstick
You will need to decide what breed of Boomstick is right for you. Smaller Boomsticks are usually more easily manageable for women or men with small hands. You can buy one for yourself straight out or borrow one from someone who already has one if you are currently undecided.
REMEMBER: The bigger the Boomstick…the bigger the BOOM!
2. Boomstick Food Canisters
Most every single boomstick I know requires nutrition. The Boomstick will devour the food canister in its entirety and will keep down the food canisters, but will sometimes automatically expel them should the canister open. Some Boomsticks will keep down the empty canisters and you will need to manually take them out if you wish to feed your Boomstick again. Don’t be alarmed if your Boomstick is of this type. It is normal behavior for some.
3. Feeding Your Boomstick
Different breeds of Boomsticks require food canisters that are made specifically for them. There are rare instances to which the food can be interchangeable, but this is not the norm. There are different kinds of food canisters for each breed, and you may need to experiment to find which best suits your Boomstick. All Boomsticks are made differently. There are many different breeds. Some eat in the same manner…others do not. Become familiar with your Boomstick to learn how to properly feed it.
4. Burp Your Boomstick
This is the fun part! Once you have become familiar with your Boomstick and comfortable with feeding it you’re going to need to coax a burp out of it. This is where Boomsticks get their name from. The bigger the Boomstick is the bigger the BOOM when it burps. If you have a small Boomstick it may only make a “pow” sound. Again…different breeds will behave differently.
To burp the Boomstick you will need to look underneath it. To put this lightly…one must look for something that resembles a reproductive organ. These, too, may look defferently from others. Once you find this you’ll need to firmly hold the Boomstick against you, and the far end away from you and anyone around. The Boomstick eats rather quietly…but it does its business in a very forceful manner. Once you have your Boomstick snuggled tightly against you – gently squeeze its “tickle spot” with your finger. You will need to keep squeezing until the Boomstick burps.
5. The Boomstick’s Burp
When the Boomstick burps it may react violently. This is to be expected by most; especially the larger breeds. However, the burp is what makes owning a Boomstick so fun! As disgusting as it may sound, people have learned to make a game out of the expellants, and have become rather common (and useful) in obtaining food and fighting wars. It is because of the latter that even bigger and more devastating Boomsticks have been bred into existence.
6. Enjoy Your Boomstick
Only by spending much quality time with your Boostick(s) can you become more attuned to their individual needs and personalities. You will need to clean them and medicate them occasionally so their joints stay lubricated and they can perform to the best of their abilities.
I hope you have found this short tutorial useful. I am sure you will come to love your Boomstick(s), and that you will continue to have a long lasting relationship.